is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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