my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
In America we eat man semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Randomize