can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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