Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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