HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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