OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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