Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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