I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
