Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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