Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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