it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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