Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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