Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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