Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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