I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You're a waste of cheezeits
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
