she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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