Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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