The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How external is "for external use only"?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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