So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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