im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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