Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
bring money and cleavage
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
