dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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