Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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