She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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