so explain again why im purple
no
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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