I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
In America we eat man semen.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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