So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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