you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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