That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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