You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
we should paint friendship bongs
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