I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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