Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like eating out sand paper
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
