You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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