North Korea, Best Korea!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
ttyl tear gas
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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