I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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