quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I know her cup size but not her name....
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