so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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