Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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