therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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