How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good