dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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