I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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