its not stalking. its research.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
