Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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