"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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