So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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