I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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