I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
