fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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