Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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