my mouth tastes like poor choices
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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