Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Randomize
