i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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