Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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