Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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