Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
